Networks used to wait until mid-January to start rolling out their midseason series. Not anymore. Now the premieres begin on Jan. 1.
“January is a great platform,” said ABC Entertainment Group president Paul Lee after an ABC press conference last summer in Beverly Hills, Calif. “Even though people are doing different things over Christmas than they’re doing the rest of the year, you can find them [to market to them], whether it’s in airports or elsewhere.”
And so the onslaught of new shows vying for your attention begins. here are some of the major premieres networks have announced between now and the end of March:
ABC
• “Work It” (8:30 p.m. Tuesday, WTAE): Two guys dress as women to get jobs as pharmaceutical reps. It’s “Bosom Buddies” for the 21st century. Read a review in Sunday’s TV Week.
• “The River” (9 p.m. Feb. 7): a famous cable TV explorer host (think: Steve Irwin) goes missing in the Amazon. the Smoke Monster from “Lost” appears to be the culprit.
• “GCB” (10 p.m. March 4): a reformed high school mean Girl (Leslie Bibb) returns home to Dallas to live with her mother (Annie Potts) and reconnect with old friends and frenemies, including one played by Kristin Chenoweth (“Pushing Daisies”).
• “Missing” (8 p.m. March 15): An American mother (Ashley Judd) travels to Europe to find her missing son.
Returning series on ABC include “The Bachelor” (8 p.m. Monday); “Wife Swap,” now “Celebrity Wife Swap” (9 p.m. Tuesday); a winter edition of “Wipeout” (8 p.m. Thursday); “Shark Tank” (8 p.m. Jan. 20) and “Dancing With the Stars” (8 p.m. March 19). ABC has yet to announce a return date for “Cougar Town.”
CBS
• “Rob” (8:30 p.m. Jan. 12, KDKA-TV): Rob Schneider plays a longtime bachelor who marries a too-hot-for-him woman from a large Mexican-American family.
“Rules of Engagement” will return later in the season. “Undercover Boss” is back with new episodes at 8 p.m. Jan. 15. a new edition of “Survivor” launches Feb. 15. “The Amazing Race” begins another run Feb. 19.
the CW
• “Remodeled” (9 p.m. Jan. 17, WPCW): a modeling industry veteran tries to bring together small modeling agencies to create a modeling empire in this reality show that’s basically “Extreme Makeover: Modeling Agency Edition” or “Modeling Agency Nightmares.”
The sole returning series on the CW is “One Tree Hill” (8 p.m. Jan. 11), which will wrap up its series run in 2012.
Fox
• “The Finder” (9 p.m. Jan. 12, WPGH): a brain-damaged Iraq War vet has a knack for finding missing objects and people.
• “Napoleon Dynamite” (8:30 p.m. Jan. 15): the 2004 live-action film becomes a weekly animated TV series featuring the same cast reprising their roles.
• “Alcatraz” (8 p.m. Jan. 16): Executive producer J.J. Abrams (“Lost,” “Alias”) unveils his latest, a mysterious drama about investigators looking into the reappearance of the famed prison’s most notorious convicts 50 years after they vanished.
• “Touch” (previews 9 p.m. Jan. 25; regular time slot premiere 9 p.m. March 19): Kiefer Sutherland (“24″) plays a widower and single father with a mute 11-year-old son who turns out to be a genius.
Returning series include “Mobbed” (9 p.m. Wednesday), “Kitchen Nightmares” (8 p.m. Jan. 13), “American Idol” (8 p.m. Jan. 18), “Breaking In” (8:30 p.m. March 6) and “Bob’s Burgers” (8:30 p.m. March 11).
NBC
• “The Firm” (previews 9 p.m. Jan. 8, WPXI; time slot premiere 10 p.m. Jan. 12): Based on the John Grisham book and 1993 Tom Cruise movie, this TV series stars Josh Lucas as Mitchell McDeere, who emerges with his family from the Federal Witness Protection Program to discover danger still lurks.
• “Are You There, Chelsea?” (8:30 p.m. Jan. 11): Chelsea Handler plays her own sister (and Laura Prepon plays Chelsea) in this crude comedy.
• “Smash” (10 p.m. Feb. 6): a drama series that goes behind the scenes of the making of a Broadway musical, starring Debra Messing, Fox Chapel native Christian Borle and Carnegie Mellon University graduates Megan Hilty and Leslie Odom.
• “Fashion Star” (9 p.m. March 13): a new reality competition series hosted by Elle Macpherson and executive produced by E.J. Johnston, son of former Pittsburgh Penguins general manager Ed Johnston.
Returning series include “30 Rock” (Jan. 12), “Who Do You Think You are?” (8 p.m. Feb. 3), “The Voice” (following the Super Bowl on Feb. 5),”Rock Center With Brian Williams” (9 p.m. Feb.
and “Celebrity Apprentice” (9 p.m. Feb. 12). “Harry’s Law” moves to 8 p.m. Sunday on March 4.
Cable
If it seems like a lot of broadcast network shows are about to debut, then steel yourself for the deluge from cable outlets:
• “Oprah’s next Chapter” (9 p.m. Sunday, OWN): Sixth months after ending her daytime talk show, Oprah Winfrey returns with a prime-time series that gets her outside of a studio and into the homes of regular Americans and celebrities for interviews. first up this weekend: Steven Tyler (Aerosmith, “American Idol”).
• “Mama Drama” (9 p.m. Sunday, VH1): Reality show about mothers who bicker with their young-adult daughters.
• “Angry Boys” (10 p.m. Sunday, HBO): Chris Lilley, who previously made “Summer Heights High,” another Australian import that aired on HBO, stars in and produces a new mockumentary series about young guys and their struggles in the 21st century.
• “Jane by Design” (9 p.m. Tuesday, ABC Family): a high school student gets hired as an assistant to a demanding fashion maven. “Jane” joins returning ABC Family shows “Pretty Little Liars” (8 p.m. Monday), “The Lying Game” (9 p.m. Monday) and “Switched at Birth” (8 p.m. Tuesday).
• “It’s a Brad, Brad World” (10 p.m. Monday, Bravo): a docu-series spinoff from “The Rachel Zoe Project” that follows Ms. Zoe’s former assistant, Brad Goreski, as he embarks on his own as a fashion stylist.
• “Jamie’s American Road Trip” (10 p.m. Tuesday, BBC America): Foodie Jamie Oliver explores different food culture traditions in assorted U.S. cities.
• “American Stuffers” (10 p.m. Thursday, Animal Planet): Docu-series about a taxidermist and his family business.
• “House of Lies” (10 p.m. Jan. 8, Showtime): Don Cheadle plays a management consultant who puts the “con” in consulting in this dark comedy that also stars Kristen Bell (“Veronica Mars”).
• “Cajun Pawn Stars” (10 p.m. Jan. 8, History): Pawn shops are everywhere, so why not a “Pawn Stars” spinoff set in Louisiana?
• “Caged” (10 p.m. Jan. 9, MTV): With the rising popularity of mixed martial arts, it’s surprising it took so long for a reality show that follows young cage fighters.
• “America’s Money Class With Suze Orman” (9 p.m. Jan. 9, OWN): the personal finance adviser/author tackles financial questions for a volatile economy in a six-week series.
• “Shipping Wars” (9 and 9:30 p.m. Jan. 10, A&E): Six independent shippers battle for the chance to transport oversized objects.
• “24 Hour Catwalk” (10 p.m. Jan. 10, Lifetime): in each episode four designers attempt to create their own clothing line in one day.
• “Blade” (11 p.m. Jan. 13, G4): Harold Perineau (“Lost”) gives voice to the Marvel character Blade in a new anime series.
• “The Fades” (9 p.m. Jan. 14, BBC America): Spirits of the dead (aka “Fades”) appear to a nerdy 17-year-old boy who has apocalyptic visions of the future in this new addition to BBC America’s Supernatural Saturday lineup.
• “Lost Girl” (10 p.m. Jan. 16, Syfy): One of the better Syfy series in quite some time, this Canadian import follows a supernatural succubus and her plucky sidekick.
• “Ink Master” (10 p.m. Jan. 17, Spike): Dave Navarro hosts a competition series for tattoo artists.
• “Ragin’ Cajuns” (10 p.m. Jan. 17, Discovery Channel): “Deadliest Catch” on the Louisiana Bayou as cameras follow the pursuit for white shrimp.
• “Unsupervised” (10:30 p.m. Jan. 19, FX): Writers/producers from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” produced this new animated comedy about best friend teens who lack parental guidance.
• “The Bayou Billionaires” (9 p.m. Jan. 21, CMT): a Louisiana family strikes it rich when it discovers natural gas under its property in this reality docu-series.
• “Scorned: Love Kills” (10 p.m. Jan. 21, Investigation Discovery): true crime stories of spurned lovers.
• “Bizarre Foods America” (10 p.m. Jan. 23, Travel Channel): Culinary explorer Andrew Zimmern ditches his passport to scour America for odd eats.
• “Dark Minds” (10 p.m. Jan. 25, Investigation Discovery): Revisiting unsolved serial killer cases.
• “Luck” (9 p.m. Jan. 29, HBO): “Deadwood” creator David Milch introduces a new drama set in the world of horse racing and gambling with Dustin Hoffman and Nick Nolte in lead roles.
• “Key & Peele” (10:30 p.m. Jan. 31, Comedy Central): Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele star in a new sketch comedy series, one of the better ones to premiere in quite some time based on the first episode that was made available for review.
• “Comic Men” (10 p.m. Feb. 12, AMC): Unscripted series set in Kevin Smith’s Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash comic book store.
• “Life’s Too Short” (10:30 p.m. Feb. 19, HBO): a faux documentary starring little person actor Warwick Davis (“Star Wars,” “Willow”) as a fictionalized version of himself. the series is written and directed by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant (“The Office,” “Extras”).
Other returning cable series include:
Sunday: Animal Planet’s “Finding Bigfoot” (10 p.m.), “Extreme Clutter” (formerly “Enough already! With Peter Walsh”) (11 p.m., OWN).
Monday: “Hoarders” (9 p.m., A&E), “Intervention” (10 p.m., A&E).
Wednesday: “Dog the Bounty Hunter” (9 p.m., A&E), “Steven Segal Lawman” (10 p.m., A&E).
Thursday: “Jersey Shore” (10 p.m., MTV), “Project Runway all Stars” (9 p.m., Lifetime).
Jan. 6: “Merlin” (10 p.m., Syfy), “Portlandia” (10 p.m., IFC), “The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret” (10:30 p.m., IFC).
Jan. 7: “My Cat From Hell” (8 p.m., Animal Planet), “Pit Boss” (9 p.m., Animal Planet).
Jan. 8: “Aerial America” (8 p.m., Smithsonian Channel), “Ax Men” (9 p.m., History), “Shameless” (9 p.m., Showtime), “Californication” (10:30 p.m., Showtime), “Absolutely Fabulous 20th Anniversary Special” (10 p.m., BBC America).
Jan. 10: “Dance Moms” (9 p.m., Lifetime), “Tabatha Takes Over” (10 p.m., Bravo), “The Game” (10 p.m., BET), “Let’s Stay Together” (10:30 p.m., BET).
Jan. 11: “Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy” (9 p.m., History), “Face Off” (10 p.m., Syfy), “American Restoration” (10 p.m., History).
Jan. 16: “Being Human” (9 p.m., Syfy).
Jan. 17: “Justified” (10 p.m., FX), “Southland” (10 p.m., TNT), “White Collar” (10 p.m., USA).
Jan. 18: “Mistresses” (10 p.m.), “Royal Pains” (10 p.m., USA).
Jan. 19: “Archer” (10 p.m., FX).
Jan. 21: “An Idiot abroad 2: the Bucket List” (10 p.m., Science).
Jan. 24: “Joan & Melissa: Joan knows Best?” (9 p.m., WEtv).
Jan. 27: “Spartacus: Vengeance” (10 p.m., Starz).
Jan. 30: “RuPaul’s Drag Race” (9 p.m., Logo).
Jan. 31: “Tosh.0″ (10 p.m., Comedy Central).
Feb. 2: , “I just want My Pants Back” (11 p.m., MTV).
Feb. 7: “The Real Housewives of Orange County” (9 p.m., Bravo).
Feb. 12: “The Walking Dead” (9 p.m., AMC).
Feb. 19: “Khloe & Lamar” (10 p.m., E!), “Ice loves Coco” (10:30 p.m., E!).
Feb. 29: “Psych” (10 p.m., USA).
March 14:“South Park” (10 p.m., Comedy Central).
Channel surfing
It appears Sinclair Broadcasting, which owns Pittsburgh’s WPGH and WPMY, has come to terms with Verizon’s FiOS TV after threatening to yank its channels from the FiOS lineup on Sunday Jan. 1. a notice posted to the WPGH and WPMY websites says the two companies “have reached an agreement in principle” for a new deal and Sinclair “no longer anticipate[s] any interruption in carriage.” … AMC has renewed its disappointing Western “Hell on Wheels” for a second season. … Showtime is making the first episode of its new comedy “House of Lies” available for free online at Sho.com, at Showtime’s YouTube channel and via some cable systems’ on demand feature. … TheWrap.com reports Animal Planet has renewed “Whale Wars” for a fifth season.
Tuned in online
Today’s TV Q&a column responds to questions about “Community,” “Selling Spelling Manor” and “Ruby.” this week’s Tuned in Journal includes posts on HBO’s “Angry Boys” and new books on “The Sopranos” and the “Today” show. Read online-only TV content at post-gazette.com/tv.
Tuned in podcast has the holiday week off.
first published on December 30, 2011 at 12:00 am
NECA's Evil Dead 2 Figures to Die For
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